10 Bachelorette Party Jokes
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- If women ruled the world, little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
- Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
- What are the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- What is a man's idea of foreplay? An hour of begging.
- Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
- Groucho Marx said, "A husband should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."
- Tell the girls why God created Eve. Because after creating Adam, He looked, scratched his head and said, "I can do better!"
- Cats are better than men because a cat will purr when served dinner.
- If women ruled the world, men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles because there would be no pictures.
- Q. How are men and the weather alike? A. Neither one can be changed.
The girls will keep laughing well into the night, and the bride will remember her bachelorette party for years and years to come.
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