Doesn't Everyone Deserve a Theme Song?

The future bride has slipped on her bachelorette sash and you're ready to take the party on the road. You stop for a minute, however, and can't help but think "what else can I do to really embarrass this girl?" Consider, my friend, the best accessory of all...a theme song. And, there's no better theme song than "here comes the bride." Buy an inexpensive wedding songs CD and a good number of batteries (you won't want to run out of power by the second bar) and break out that portable CD player you never thought you'd use again (or ask one of the attendees to bring one). Every time you enter a new place, the bride stands up, or the bride leaves or enters a room (including the rest room) play her theme song so everyone knows that it's her night.